at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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