Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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