Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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