dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
you made out with another girl for some wings
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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