I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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