I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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