i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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