After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
and you fell through a lawn chair
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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