I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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