You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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