erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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