So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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