I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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