nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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