Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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