1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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