Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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