I want to stick my p in your. b.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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