that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
