yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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