curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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