we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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