one might say we're banned from that church
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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