Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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