He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Shame is for Republicans.
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