she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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