Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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