Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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