is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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