You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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