You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
