I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
His nipple licking is glorious
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