Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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