How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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