So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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