Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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