I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I could fuck to npr.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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