I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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