its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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