thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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