Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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