he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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