we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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