Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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