"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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