Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
