white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
