and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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