Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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