he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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