i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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