you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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