We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just want to make out with him forever
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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