Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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